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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Vamps in Cannes Robert Pattinson

Changing frocks is a good way of getting attention, not to mention doubling one’s photo opportunities, as Sharon Stone proved Thursday night. The age-defying actress wowed guests when she exchanged her long Dior gown for a body-conscious, supermini Pucci number for amfAR’s after-dinner party. “Make sure you get my good side,” she joshed, winking at the paparazzi as she emerged from the Hotel du Cap’s central glass elevator.Already inside the event, which was held at the hotel’s Eden Roc site, were Carine Roitfeld, Emile Hirsch, Elsa Pataky, Josh Hartnett and Alison Lohman. Meanwhile, “Twilight” vampire Robert Pattinson admitted he’s been mostly sticking to daylight hours during the festival. “Every party I go to, I get mobbed by the paparazzi,” lamented the Brit-born actor. He’s signed on for the fourth movie in the “Twilight” franchise and said Los Angeles living is having an impact. “I’m losing my accent,” he drawled.

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Lainey Clears Up Robert Pattinson's alleged hook up

LaineyGossip.com clears up the hot hook up report

A Life & Style report – click here - claiming that at the amfAR gala the other night in Cannes, Robert Pattinson was all over some girl called Erika , kissing her, and leaving with her. The magazine has published a photo of the two together “at the event”. Another photo of the two is at Pop Sugar.

Relax ladies. The whole story is full of sh-t. The pictures are full of sh-t, the details are full of sh-t.

Happy Twi-hards?

First - the amfAR event was loaded with journalists. Many, many journalists. It would however seem that the only witness to Pattinson’s supposed hookup with this blonde was Life & Style’s source. Because everyone else – and trust me, EVERYONE was watching him that night, including several with a vested interest and much to gain from a Robert Pattinson romance story – observed that he was actually really low key that night, spoke with Emile Hirsch and a few other celebrities, was not drinking heavily, and certainly did not spend most of the night, if any part of the night, in the exclusive company of “Erika”.

Speaking of Emile Hirsch though – you can blame him for Pattinson getting sold out. Because it’s his friend who did it.

Remember Laura, Mio, and I were on the du Cap terrace on Wednesday night? Click here and here if you have not yet read those posts.

We’d been boozing on the terrace when Pattinson arrived with his management. Emile Hirsch, his girlfriend, and some other girls came later.

Eventually Emile and his girlfriend joined Pattinson’s table. Was funny because Hirsch pulled up two chairs and didn’t bother pulling up a third for the attractive blonde who was with them and clearly wanted to sit down. Laura said her face was kinda pouty.

And who was she?

Yes, she was Erika. The same Erika with Pattinson in these pictures.

But they were not taken at amFAR on Thursday.

They were taken at the Hotel du Cap terrace on Wednesday.

100%.

They were taken the night before. We saw her in this exact outfit that night, shaking Pattinson’s hand when she was introduced to him by Emile Hirsch and his girlfriend on Wednesday night.

Anyone who has ever been to the du Cap terrace, and we go there every year, have done so for 4 years, can tell you it’s the du Cap terrace.

Laura is now yelling at me for not staying longer that night. If you recall, we bailed because Emile Hirsch is f-cking annoying. Laura left reluctantly with me. These pictures were taken after we’d left. So whoever put these photos out there, whoever made them available for sale (they are being brokered by a photo agency), clearly misrepresented them.

In other words: a friend of Emile Hirsch misrepresented herself. A friend of Emile Hirsch sold out Robert Pattinson. These photos are being sold in high quality. Which means you can’t blame Facebook because the only way they can be sold in HQ is if they’re the originals. Oh wait, let me guess, her camera was stolen.

Is Erika an aspiring actress? Or hard up for cash?

As for whether or not she left with Pattinson after amfAR, we’re not sure she was even AT amfAR. And again, he was being watched all night. No one else seems to be able to corroborate Life & Style’s account.

Pattinson left very early for Rome on Friday morning. He was at the airport just before us. Laura was grateful. Because we’d pulled an allnighter on our final evening and looked like sh-t.

So what are the conclusions that can be drawn from this, other than the fact that Life & Style, once again, um, got it wrong?

Three possibilities:

1. Erika did not f-ck Pattinson the night at the du Cap because if they did go to bed, in selling these pictures, she’s effectively killed any other chance of going to bed with him again.
2. He turned her down, this is why she’s selling the photos, figuring she may as well profit from his rejection (Laura believes this is the most plausible explanation)
3. She did f-ck him, doesn’t care to f-ck him again, and figures she should profit from their night together

Whatever the explanation, she’s not showing up in the best light.

Also…

4. Emile Hirsch is a douche.
5. Emile Hirsch has douchey friends

Robert Pattinson fans vs Emile Hirsch fans…a new war has erupted! GO!

And finally, am attaching a legitimate photo from amfAR of Pattinson with Hirsch and also Peaches Geldof. Pattinson should date Peaches Geldof. Love her. Also, Peaches Geldof is Laura’s celebrity doppelganger. Aside from hair colour, the similarity is uncanny. Laura is lucky her celebrity doppelganger is cool. Mine is not cool. Mine is nasty ass skank trash. Massage parlour Asian twat Tila Tequila. One night at a party last year, some loser asked me if I was the MTV girl who gets down with boys and girls. F-cker.

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Friday, May 22, 2009

BBC Radio Talks Rob Pattinson In Cannes

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From dinner it’s a long beautiful, palm tree-lined walkway up to the terrace bar for drinks looking out over the gardens. A stunning view.

When it’s go go go for several days straight on the crowded Croisette, it’s not a bad idea to get away from the frenzy. The Croisette is a one massive clusterf-ck. The terrace is super chill and never gets going until well after 1am. By this time, um, including dinner beverages, well, you know, it’s Grey Goose hour, right?

We were exchanging stories about psycho stalker exes when Robert Pattinson sauntered in – as I tweeted last night – looking like a boy on top of the world. It’s been a triumphant first festival for him, especially since it’s not like he has a film entry. But Cannes is about the full court pimp. And Pattinson has solidified his new super celebrity status as Summit successfully maneuvered their golden boy through Cannes this week culminating on the carpet last night at Inglourious Bastards where he received a very, very enthusiastic welcome. Some girl collapsed, fell to her knees, when his image was beamed up on the big screen. She was young though. Forgiveable. Thankfully no twi-hard adult lunatics, at least in my vicinity, decided to embarrass themselves.

And this is why you don’t take pictures on the terrace. Please.

Anyway, here’s Pattinson arriving last night, a significant improvement from carpets past when I’ve seen him all open mouthed inviting flies. On this night, the amount of closed mouth time greatly exceeded the amount of open mouthed time. Wonder if he’s practising. Because Laura has a bit of a crush on him, and she noticed it immediately. That he seemed to catch himself mouth wide open and remind himself to close it again quickly so that there are now fewer photos of his open mouth and this is encouraging and you twi-hards should be very proud of him: when a young star can follow instruction, show improvement, it’s a very good sign. He looked great. Very, very handsome. And there appears to be a new pout that is replacing the gaping. Excellent.

Also– you know how when you put on a pair of heels you walk differently? More confidently? Your gait changes?

A tuxedo is like high heels for Robert Pattinson. Because he has this kinda dorky unmistakable gait. Bounces up and down, he lopes. Last night though it was like he’d been practising walking too. In his tux there was no loping. It was a good gait. And the good gait continued onto the terrace. Almost a strut. But not like he owned the place, unlike that irritating wee flea Emile Hirsch.

Pattinson arrived with the same two people who accompany him to these events. And another business person. When they sat down, all of them pulled out their blackberries. They were at the table next to us and Laura, fortunately, had the best view. Fortunately because it’s becoming a problem for her. Like when he walked in she almost lost her sh-t. I told her to drink some more rose and chill the f-ck out.

She says he chainsmoked and laughed a lot and his shirt was open at the neck and this was delightful to her. She also noted that when he’s comfortable and out of the spotlight, he hardly touches his hair.

Gripping, I know.

Meanwhile, Mio and I tried to ignore her and ordered more $40 cocktails. You pay for your view with alcohol.

Thankfully Laura was able to collect herself rather quickly and we resumed our discussion about body odour in Europe. Like, there’s a new level to this sh-t and we’re wondering if it’s the cheese because I don’t smell in North America or in Asia, I can work out hard with Hayley for 90 minutes, not shower and still go on the nightly news without smelling but here, in Europe, simply walking around for an afternoon, we don’t reek or anything but it’s like my body is taking on biological properties I never knew existed. We are all experiencing the same phenomenon.

So, like ignorant bitches, we’ve decided it must be cheese. We are consuming so much cheese, it’s making us smell.

You can imagine, after a few cocktails, we are killing ourselves at this point. But along came Emile Hirsch for the buzzkill.

What is Emile Hirsch?

Emile Hirsch is a little sh-t. In interviews, in public, in private, a smug little sh-t. Reckons himself an artist or something. An auteur. Being Sean Penn’s protégé apparently gave him the right to develop an enormous Napoleon complex. So he hops around trying to be important and insightful with an insufferably condescending rugratty little voice and a portfolio of opinions he truly believes everyone can’t wait to hear.

Enter Emile with his girlfriend and a few other attractive ladies like the place belonged to him. He approached Pattinson for a quick word, and a cigarette, them stomped around some more, then rejoined Pattinson’s table with his crew where he proceeded to loudly put down Brendan Fraser, expound ad nauseum on some film he had seen, and then offer his brilliant review on another.

Classic little dude trying to be the big dude. You know the little dude who has to dominate the conversation because he’s so insecure about not being to dominate the height chart? That is Emile Hirsch. Ugh.

The birds were singing. It was time to bail. Reluctantly for Laura.

Emile is in Cannes for Taking Woodstock. Photos from both carpets.

Oh and Laura also wants me to pass on that Pattinson seemed shy when he was introduced to Emile’s pretty ladies. Are you squeeing twi-hards?

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New Moon shines as Cannes buyers snap up commercial fare

As Cannes 2009 approached its final days a clear picture emerged of the haves and have-nots, as streamlined teams of buyers focused in on broadly commercial fare with theatrical potential.

Summit International did a roaring trade on its Twilight sequel New Moon and the new Robert Pattinson title Remember Me

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Robert Pattinson Shacks Up at Hotel du Cap Eden Roc

Remember when we saw a photo of Hotel du Cap Eden Roc in Antibes, France during the dead of winter where we were — a photo of a buff man cleaning the gorgeous pool, that is — and we couldn't help but utter a Liz Lemon-esque "we want to go to there" as soon as it came up on our screen?

Yes, well: we're certainly glad it didn't close (once upon a time, the place was in danger of being sold and made into a private spot and everyone was pretty worried for a while) because, if it had, we would have never gotten the chance to see Robert Pattinson staying there.

We're not Twilight freaks or anything, but really: if the way to sell cars to people is to put beautiful, bikini-clad models next to them, then the way to sell us on staying at a hotel is to put Robert Pattinson inside of it.

Okay, but really: Pattinson has been shacking up at the luxe hotel for the Cannes Film Festival, at which he's making the rounds to promote his two new movies, New Moon and Remember Me. And, um, over here, you can find a bunch of photos of him just standing near the water with wind blowing in his hair, if that's your thing.

Rates at the Hotel du Cap start at 640 Euros (about $880) and go up to around 5000 Euros ($6880) per night.

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